How do you know when you are obsessed with gambling?
When live chat knows you by your first name and that you are asking for a free chip.
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- Répondu par
- dj_tonik
- à Feb 13, 10, 12:38:44 AM
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How do you know when you are obsessed with gambling?
When live chat knows you by your first name and that you are asking for a free chip.
lol yeah, or when you know which casinos are related because you know all the live support reps by first name -
- Répondu par
- daniel.affactive
- à Feb 13, 10, 03:03:35 AM
- Super Hero 1199
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 8 ans
Hi
4 members already won the $50 free chip, and here is an opportunity to win 2 more:
question 1:
Why do men gamble more than women?
question 2:
What does the expression “What happens in Vegas” mean to you?
Have fun! -
- Répondu par
- allyoop
- à Feb 13, 10, 06:07:23 AM
- Sr. Member 364
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 7 ans
What does the expression “What happens in Vegas” mean to you?ý
This phrase just reminds me its better to gamble at WinPalace in the safety of my own home than to wake up in a seedy motel room off of Fremont street with a raging hangover and a tattoo of a ruler on my thigh stating,"you have to be this big to get on this ride"! -
- Répondu par
- daniel.affactive
- à Feb 13, 10, 07:56:27 AM
- Super Hero 1199
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 8 ans
Hi everybody,
It's time to announce yesterdays winners:
Acqofer:
1. How do you know if you are obsessed with gambling?ý
*When you sell your home and rent a park bench in Vegas
*When you wish you hadn't sold those food stamps for gambling money
*When you find yourself desperately seeking the best answers for a free chip contest on LCB
*When the most spoken phrase out of your mouth is "just one more spin"
*When you find yourself sitting in the corner in the fetal position sucking your thumb, rocking, chanting "I need a free chip,I need a free chip"
and TheRunn3R:
2. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
can you gamble with that?
It's seems that both of you will enjoy it the most
Please give me your Winpalace usernames.
To all the rest: keep on answering, more free chips are on the way! -
- Répondu par
- babs
- à Feb 13, 10, 09:33:12 AM
- Sr. Newbie 45
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 8 ans
Why do men gamble more than women?
Because they ain't so lucky at home....(or is it just me?...)
What does the phrase "what happens in Vegas" mean to me?
We'd have to go back to Vegas for me to tell you. -
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- nalgenie
- à Feb 13, 10, 07:55:26 PM
- Super Hero 2190
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 4 ans
What does the expression “What happens in Vegas” mean to you?ý
This phrase just reminds me its better to gamble at WinPalace in the safety of my own home than to wake up in a seedy motel room off of Fremont street with a raging hangover and a tattoo of a ruler on my thigh stating,"you have to be this big to get on this ride"!
hehehehehe -
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- LhasaLover
- à Feb 13, 10, 08:07:18 PM
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- Répondu par
- daniel.affactive
- à Feb 14, 10, 02:56:28 AM
- Super Hero 1199
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 8 ans
Hi, my girlfriend and me had few good laughs during the weekend thanks to all of you!
Here are today's questions:
1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?
2. What advice would you give to a new online gambler? (funny advices) -
- Répondu par
- jakoman
- à Feb 14, 10, 05:41:30 AM
- Sr. Member 392
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 6 ans
1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?
I was the one that beat you heads up in the 10,000 winner takes it all tournament
2. What advice would you give to a new online gambler? (funny advices)
no, really!! Rouge means that they have honor in online casinos -
- Répondu par
- tamaroa
- à Feb 14, 10, 06:52:08 AM
- Hero Member 592
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 3 ans
1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?
I was the one who took your wife, your checkbook, and your VIP card to Vegas.
2. What advice would you give to a new online gambler?
Alwayd deposit at mighty slots and sister casinos.0.2/ 5
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- Répondu par
- everyone
- à Feb 14, 10, 06:58:34 AM
- Full Member 135
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 7 ans
What did the gambler confess to the priest?
I lost everything house,car,family, now i'm 100% sure that i will win can we make a deal?
What advice would you give to a new online gambler?
Don't lose it all -
- Répondu par
- elizabeth melchor
- à Feb 14, 10, 08:06:40 AM
- Sr. Newbie 49
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 12 heures
1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?
Forgive me Father I just can't help myself I have to do it all night, I try to click just once, but...ooohhh the "spins",the sensation, the thrills all by myself.
2. What advice would you give to a new online gambler?
"no pain, no gain" -
- Répondu par
- daniel.affactive
- à Feb 14, 10, 08:25:24 AM
- Super Hero 1199
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 8 ans
Hi
Yesterdays winners are:
Bull
Why do men gamble more than women? Dude, have you seen my wife?
and as you chose:
Allyoop:
What does the expression “What happens in Vegas” mean to you?ý
This phrase just reminds me its better to gamble at WinPalace in the safety of my own home than to wake up in a seedy motel room off of Fremont street with a raging hangover and a tattoo of a ruler on my thigh stating,"you have to be this big to get on this ride"!
Please send me you Winpalace usernames.
To all of you that haven't won yet- Don't worry, there are still many free chips to be given, not to mention the $500 Chip in few days.
Daniel -
- Répondu par
- daniel.affactive
- à Feb 14, 10, 09:58:02 AM
- Super Hero 1199
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 8 ans
Why? These are not easy? :)
Here are today's questions:
1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?
2. What advice would you give to a new online gambler? (funny advices)
Oh, I see you already answered
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- Répondu par
- daniel.affactive
- à Feb 14, 10, 10:41:59 AM
- Super Hero 1199
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 8 ans
LhasaLover , maphesto , dj_tonik , TheRunn3R , acgofer and spearmint: The free chips are waiting for you in your accounts.
Have Fun!
Bull and Allyoop: waiting for your usernames.
Daniel -
- Répondu par
- bull
- à Feb 14, 10, 12:36:46 PM
- Full Member 194
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 6 ans
Hey, thanks! bull99dt (you aren't gonna tell my wife, are you?...)
Hi
Yesterdays winners are:
Bull
Why do men gamble more than women? Dude, have you seen my wife?
and as you chose:
Allyoop:
What does the expression What happens in Vegas mean to you?ý
This phrase just reminds me its better to gamble at WinPalace in the safety of my own home than to wake up in a seedy motel room off of Fremont street with a raging hangover and a tattoo of a ruler on my thigh stating,"you have to be this big to get on this ride"!
Please send me you Winpalace usernames.
To all of you that haven't won yet- Don't worry, there are still many free chips to be given, not to mention the $500 Chip in few days.
Daniel
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- Répondu par
- chillymellow
- à Feb 14, 10, 04:32:40 PM
- Mighty Member 3619
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 4 ans
1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?
I swear to you father, I thought the link for the "freeroll" was to give bread to the hungry!
2. What advice would you give to a new online gambler? (funny advices)
Be the best whore you can be
Never ever use two free chips in a row even if they tell you it's "ok" -
- Répondu par
- bull
- à Feb 14, 10, 05:49:03 PM
- Full Member 194
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 6 ans
What did the gambler confess to the priest? Forgive me Father, for I have sinned....It was me who put the casino chip in the Offering basket....
What advice would you give to a new online gambler? Always use me as your referrel and deposit lots. muahahahahaha -
- Répondu par
- daniel.affactive
- à Feb 15, 10, 12:54:58 AM
- Super Hero 1199
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 8 ans
No, I promise not to use it against you. :)
Hey, thanks! bull99dt (you aren't gonna tell my wife, are you?...)
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- Répondu par
- daniel.affactive
- à Feb 15, 10, 03:46:17 AM
- Super Hero 1199
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 8 ans
Hi,
Here are the new questions:
1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?
2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?
And, just to remind you, in 4 days, on 19th, the winner will get a $500 free chip!
Have fun!
Daniel -
- Répondu par
- jakoman
- à Feb 15, 10, 04:36:59 AM
- Sr. Member 392
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 6 ans
1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?
It wouldn't I would donate it to Charity
2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?
I wear my lucky outfit, ballerina slippers stripped stockings a miniskirt, and a toob top, btw I am 5 foot 8 inches and 300 pounds.. I also am a verry hairy russan man -
- Répondu par
- Dedi1981
- à Feb 15, 10, 06:52:26 AM
- Hero Member 919
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 6 ans
How do you like to dress when playing online games?
Buttnaked, I sold all my stuff on eBay, including my clothes. I still remember the look on his face when he picked up his purchases. -
- Répondu par
- daniel.affactive
- à Feb 15, 10, 07:13:10 AM
- Super Hero 1199
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 8 ans
Hi
Yesterdays funniest answers:
Helwin:
What did the gambler confess to the priest?
Bless me father, for I have spinned
and Colywog:
What advice would you give to a new online gambler?
Get out while you still have a chance...
You both won $50 chip. Please send me your Winpalace usernames.
Cheers,
Daniel -
- Répondu par
- helwin
- à Feb 15, 10, 07:45:12 AM
- Super Hero 2000
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 9 jours
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- Répondu par
- colywog
- à Feb 15, 10, 08:00:28 AM
- Hero Member 742
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 7 ans
I know, I can't believe I won!
Thanks Daniel, Win Palace and LCB
There were some good ones out there!
This is so much fun.
username - colywog1.5/ 5
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- Répondu par
- sweetlummi
- à Feb 15, 10, 08:48:09 AM
- Full Member 130
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 4 ans
How can you tell if a girl is bluffing?
she'll give you a single digit number and tell you her roomies 'just a good friend'
2. What did the king of spades say to the queen of hearts?
Yeah diamonds last forever but i'll be the best 15 mins you've ever had
(:
Ant that what they all think -
- Répondu par
- bull
- à Feb 15, 10, 10:27:08 AM
- Full Member 194
- actif la dernière fois il y a environ 6 ans
1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?ý
It wouldn't, but it sure would change the size of my wife's boobs. Calling Dr. 90210......
2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?ý
I dress in the outfit I want to be buried in, just in case my wife finds out how much I've deposited.
Have fun!
Daniel
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